27 Things I Know I Know

1. Thin air my ass the Rockies are juicing. Only team with 500 points week 1 and one of two teams with 350+ the next… Not conspiracy guys but just connecting some dots here.

2. The Angels are scoring points...BRUHUHUHUH?

3. NL (B)East is till a thing with all teams at .500 or better, showing why they had 2 teams in the playoffs last year

4. A rivalry alive and well…? Reigning AL champs the Yank-me’s and the PFBL’s most racially diverse squad Los Rojo Sox are tied at 2-0 atop the AL East standings, with the two MLB teams brawling already can’t wait to see two matchups between these two!

5. Are the Reds afraid to show up in the big games? Scoring 168.25 points in the “thin air” of Colorado, you hate to see that from the most unopinionated owner in the league

6. Is there really anything better than every team opening up on the same day? When there’s more baseball than TV screens something great is happening

7. Has Mother Nature not hit menopause? How old is this broad that she’s still acting up in the middle of April (sounds like a nice porn tagline). We’ve had the most games cancelled before May since 2012, that is a fact please feel free to look it up

8. Things may be frozen up North but the Twinkies are red hot. Opening up 2-0, oh wait they beat the Royals and the Angels…

9. Do the Washington Nationals have a hangover? 187 points against the Mets? Maybe they are the Cubs…

Extra Innings

10. Oakland A’s “Big 3” pitching monster has started off (2-6) and the hitting has out performed the pitching as a whole the first two weeks, yikes…

11. With Otani’s hot start on both sides of the the ball there have been mumbles of a daily lineup lock...count me the fuck out of that

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Regular Fantasy League

AL/NL Only Fantasy League

Weekly Line-up Dynasty League

Daily Line-up Dynasty League

13. Hot Seat, The Hot Flash? Do these guys even podcast anymore? @PFBHotCorner care to come on the pod to discuss?

See you next week, here’s to warming up our balls real soon!