

Week 1 Trojan Rankings
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Colorado Rockies (1-0) That is what I like to call in the business a money shot. Rockies just came in all of our faces with that performance. Well done.
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Washington Nationals (1-0) – The Kings of New York/The Bash Brothers/Yo and The Judge/The Bronx Bombers. I don’t care what you call them, they held it down for the week 1 match up.
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Miami Marlins (1-0) – The Marlins are like a healthy breakfast. Well balanced and mesmerizing to look at. (Yes, bad joke, couldn’t think of anything funny, fuck you)
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New York Yankees (1-0) – Beat the Angels, big whoop. On to the next one.
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St. Louis Cardinals (1-0) Powerful performance by STL to move them into the top 5. 9 Players with 30 points or more is pretty fucking good.
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Cincinnati Reds (1-0) – Pitching led the way for these guys being dudes. Pirates kind of stink
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Atlanta Braves (0-1) – We will give ATL the benefit of the doubt for facing the fantasy all-star team and keep him at 7. Room for improvement still, but got the tough one out of the way.
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Detroit Tigers (1-0) – They’reeeeeeeeee Grreeeeat! Is what the Detroit Press probably said after their big week 1 win. Plenty more to come in the fire dumpster of the AL Central
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Boston Red Sox (1-0) – Bo Sox are battling injuries, but the pitching looks very solid going into the 2018 year.
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Seattle Mariners (1-0) Rounds out the top 10 based on reputation. Had Turner and Murphy both in the lineup even when on the DL and had Liriano in a RP role as a SP. Needs to work on his management skills. SMH
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